I doubt it, but you can understand why a little 10-year-old would fear THAT daddy.
See, normally Donald Trump’s face resembles an angry slab of red meat topped with a garnish of spaghetti squash. It’s true!
But is that fair? Just remember— he must spend every moment of his waking life bolstering the facade of a hard-charging tycoon with the fearless heart of a honey badger, and so, naturally, he looks a little, well, catawampus.
Remember too, hiding within every bully is a fragile, wounded child who still sucks his thumb when nobody’s looking.